iamshanesbitch: I WAS WEARING MY TSHIRT THAT SAYS FUCK YOU IN GALLIFREYAN IN GYM CLASS TODAY, AND THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND GOES “OH MY GOD YOUR SHIRT SAYS FUCK YOU IN GALLIFREYAN” AND I JUST KINDA STOOD THERE AND THEN
android18: i find it kinda i find it kinda the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had
Reblog if you have a really nice dick.
cutekings: today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but
pertlattimers: “british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”
getting 0 notes on a post you were so sure was going to be successful
klainesboner: brigwife: why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit easier to spell all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius it isn’t strong...
shutupaubrey: shutupaubrey: have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy
shavingryansprivates: a fun game to play is “guess whether the screaming children outside getting murdered or just playing” and you’re not allowed to look you have to guess blind and you have to watch the news to see if you were right
theoncomingstormofgallifrey: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
starllex: when someone attractive calls you attractive
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
rupindre: foreveralone-lyguy: rupindre: My dad has 84 pairs of socks why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family why did your dad count the amount of pairs of socks that he has
discodick: amorfelis: galaxyexpressthreenine: why is tumblr so active it’s almost 1 a.m. It’s a backwards species of people I like to call ‘The Australians’
neyruto: maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
Remember having Flip Phone Swag?
surejohn221b: galehawthorne: isn’t your first birthday technically your second i am going to be up all night thinking about this